week 5; monday; locked to sans

[detanimetion]

[After this conversation, Undyne will drag Sans back to the Undertale room of horror. She locks the door behind her and turns, propping her hands on her hips. There's no escape now, Sans.]

Okay, no one else is listening. You finally gonna tell me what this is all about now?

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[thebonezone]

well. i really hate making promises. [he's aware that that implicates whoever he made his promise to more than the human, so he's quick to add:] you got any idea how much work's involved in keeping a human safe in the underground? it's exhausting.

[like he actually does anything but y'know #acceptablelies]

[detanimetion]

...you were sleeping when I was chasing the human through Hotland!! [Granted, her stupefied rage did slow her down a little, but still. You can do a little better, Sans.]

[thebonezone]

yeah, but they're still alive, aren't they? haven't died once.

[#accetablelies continues]

[detanimetion]

That doesn't have anything to do with -- wait, that's not the point! What does any of this have to do with their picture being in your envelope?!

[thebonezone]

just the effort they're making me put out should be worth the nemesis line.

[it's a joke, so he doesn't expect her to believe that one... but does that mean he plans on being any less annoying? no.]

[detanimetion]

I'm gonna hurl you out the window. [UGH SANS EVEN BREAK ISN'T THIS BAD!!]

[thebonezone]

that'll be a waste... i won't feel the pane.

[pictured here are sans's last words before undyne killed him]

[detanimetion]

[Undyne takes a few deep breaths, then smiles, closes the distance between her and Sans until she's looming right in front of him

and flicks him gently on the nose.]

[thebonezone]

[it took him everything he had not to dodge that. he cant!! die!! hes fINE!!!!

but also she's gonna kill him now right]

uhhhh...

[detanimetion]

[Super cheerfully:] Just making sure the immunity barrier still works!

[Then she picks him up, slams the window open, and HURLS HIM OUT OF IT AS HARD AS SHE CAN. don't worry mod has already confirmed he will be totally unharmed]

[thebonezone]

[THERE HE GOES........]

[sans has about 30 seconds to consider whether he regrets any of his life choices that have led to this specific event.]

[he should. all things considered, he really should.]

[...but he doesn't. he does, however, bounce harmlessly in the snow. he decides to just lie there. this is where he lives now. he sends a thumbs up to undyne through the window.]

[HE WON THAT DUEL ANYWAY]

[detanimetion]

[Sticking her head out the window to yell at him some more (and also double check if he's okay but MOSTLY THE FIRST THING)]

Don't think I'm letting this go any time soon, Sans! This conversation isn't over!! [She just needs a bit of a break where she can restock all her DO NOT MURDER SANS cards that she's used up today. She does not have enough of them!!]

[thebonezone]

[oh good he has time to get ready for the next time]

'kay. ttyl.

[she probably can't hear him.]