week 6; undertale sleepover of hell ft clover

[detanimetion]

[You know what fixes depression over all your friends dying horribly through no fault of their own? Bullshit, that's what. So Undyne will just grab Clover at some point this week after seeing her heroic BSOD, princess carry her to their room if she has to, and unceremoniously dump her right onto Sans' nest of bedcovers. There is probably a humorous honking from the trombone.]

Say hi to Clover, guys! We're not letting her spend the night alone, so she sleeps here now. [SHE MADE A PROMISE TO LUCY OKAY CLOVER CAN'T DIE!! Plus Papyrus always manages to cheer Undyne up, surely he can do the same for Clover.]

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[thebonezone]

[luckily, sans was not in his blanket nest right now. he was standing over w/ papyrus, probably doing the regular thing of Annoying His Brother With Puns, Forever. he does look over when undyne barges in, though. and then stares at clover.

he guesses this is how things are now?? welp.]

'sup.

[her best friend just died is this really how to react sans]

[detanimetion]

[Just. Giving Sans a is that the best you can do glare. Not that Undyne really has any better idea herself on how to snap someone out of being dead inside.]

Okay, quick rundown! The blanket nest is where Sans sleeps, Papyrus and I use the beds. You can have my bed if you want, I should probably be taking up a sentry post by the door anyway. [Given how many murders have been committed by the killer sneaking out early while their roomfriend was asleep...not that she's going to bring that up since even Undyne can find some tact when she needs to.]

No doing violence against either of the skeletons even if Sans really deserves it and is just asking for a punch to his dumb skull - if you want someone to fight or whale on, I'll take whatever you can dish out! [surely this is the healthiest way of dealing with emotions!!] And nobody leaves this room after ten PM, especially not on Thursday, and yes I'm talking directly to you Sans. If you get hungry and want a midnight snack, don't worry, we've got plenty in the room.

It's spaghetti.

[fourleafcleaver]

[The fact that she's having a slumber party with talking skeletons is not helping any of this settle as a real thing that happened for her. She spends a minute gaping a little at Sans. "Sup." Yeah okay, dude.]

...Hi. [Conversations??? Nailed it. Yeah.

Isn't the spaghetti kept in the toilet? She's not sure she cares enough about spaghetti or food or existence in general to ask. The midnight snack is spaghetti. Okay. Sure. House rules take a few moments longer to actually process than they ought to but eventually, Undyne gets a slow nod. That's just how things are now. Sure.]

[friendboned]

[For his part, Papyrus has absolutely no problem with this arrangement. THE MORE FRIENDS, THE BETTER!! And this way he can totally cheer Clover up..... (Or outrage her enough to make her forget her sadness)] UNDYNE FORGOT ONE IMPORTANT RULE....

[There's a dramatic pause.]

THIS IS A SLEEPOVER... SO NO NO FUN ALLOWED!!! WE HAVE EMERGENCY SPAGHETTI IN CASE YOU'RE HUNGRY, HUMAN.... AND GAMES TO ENTERTAIN YOU.

[thebonezone]

[sans can't believe clover is going to die because undyne and papyrus will definitely attempt to feed her spaghetti. damn. that's gonna be hard to explain in trial.]

it's not much of a sleepover if half the people involved never sleep.

[fourleafcleaver]

[If nothing else, Clover's going to learn a lot about skeletons over the course of the next however long before she gets killed by shitty glitter toilet spaghetti. There are worse ways to go? Probably??? Why do they care about spaghetti so much. Also why don't they sleep that's a super unsettling skeleton fact to learn while she's apparently going to be sleeping in their proximity.]

...No, I guess not. [Do the sleepover rules change if it's not a sleepover anymore because she's not sure how capable she is of handling whatever sleepover games Papyrus has concocted.]

[detanimetion]

[Undyne is at least somewhat aware that her and Papyrus's food is terrible, so she'll try not to feed her too much of it. Unless Papyrus is watching, in which case all bets are off. Sorry Clover, your health and tastebuds are way less important than Papyrus possibly getting his feelings hurt.]

Who needs sleep when you can have fun instead?! Sleep is for the weak! [Besides, staying awake all Thursday night would probably help less people get murdered is what Undyne is not going to say, because even she has some tact and knows when a comment is about to go Too Far.]

[friendboned]

[In other words... rip Clover. Killed by spaghetti and bad jokes]

[At least it'll probably be a good distraction from everything]

NYEH HEH HEH!! EXACTLY!!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SLEEP WITH WHAT WE HAVE PLANNED...... I DON'T HAVE MY GUIDE, SO I HAVE TO IMPROVISE.

WE CAN START... WITH SPIN THE BONE!!!

[thebonezone]

[oh my god]

sounds good bro. i think i'll just sit back and watch, though. four's probably too many for spin the bone.

[what does papyrus even think spin the bone is? what is, spin the bone?? sans doesn't care its gonna be amazing]

[fourleafcleaver]

[look at sans choosing betray on her like this]

Um... [She's absolutely not in a stable enough emotional state to smooch a skeleton right now??? Is that what spin the bone is supposed to be??? Help.] ...no, that's okay, I...don't think I want... [why]